August 20 2014, 03:17 AM

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

August 20 2014, 03:11 AM
"You’ve already been given a new life. And you can live it here. Don’t let anyone tell you any different."
August 20 2014, 03:09 AM

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

August 20 2014, 03:06 AM
chellekie:

This is my method for dealing with spiders oh god someone please SEND HELP

chellekie:

This is my method for dealing with spiders oh god someone please SEND HELP

August 20 2014, 03:05 AM
sadgayzombieboyfriends:

vehementa-draws:

the things I draw at 5am… look at these fucking dorks tho

thesewintersoldiers

sadgayzombieboyfriends:

vehementa-draws:

the things I draw at 5am… look at these fucking dorks tho

thesewintersoldiers
August 20 2014, 02:59 AM
August 20 2014, 02:47 AM

My friends were making fun of me I was walking around the house for a while just flipping that plastic knife. I mean, I was driving in intersections and just flipping in the car.

August 20 2014, 02:45 AM
slim-and-svelte:

viergacht:

Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families. 

omg tina 

slim-and-svelte:

viergacht:

Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families. 

omg tina 

August 20 2014, 02:40 AM