Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
"You’ve already been given a new life. And you can live it here. Don’t let anyone tell you any different."
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
This is my method for dealing with spiders oh god someone please SEND HELP
the things I draw at 5am… look at these fucking dorks tho
My friends were making fun of me I was walking around the house for a while just flipping that plastic knife. I mean, I was driving in intersections and just flipping in the car.
Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families.